I have a doctorate. I black out regularly. I am not a writer. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3852313-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @jonnybravo)http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktp5hjvjXA1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: Vegas Mustache edition. Top Secret.</p> <blockquote> <p>I seriously could do a mustache picture of the day for the entire month of November. But I find it even a bit narcissistic to post so many pictures of myself. Even though I am exceptionally good looking.</p> </blockquote>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/257731552http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/257731552Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:24:55 -0800“Switching to Missiles.”<br/><br/> - <em>JT<i> when I decided I could only drink cocktails the rest of the night…</i></em>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/254015733http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/254015733Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:00:42 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjshiQjn91qz8fodo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Boys. Survived Vegas. Less synapses to weigh me down…</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/254011425http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/254011425Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:56:00 -0800small boobs“I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p>Charles Bukowski (via <a href="http://blog.ashleysimko.com/">simko</a>) (via <a href="http://frangry.tumblr.com/">frangry</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>This felt very fitting. And I’m off…</p></em>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/251157481http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/251157481Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:51:38 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kte0yg9uXz1qzludko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rdmcgeorge.tumblr.com/post/250357210/max-fischer-i-like-your-nurses-uniform-guy">rdmcgeorge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy. <br/> Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs. <br/> Max Fischer: O, R they?</p> </blockquote> <p>Hilar.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/250364820http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/250364820Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:20:29 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kte18dMcQK1qz8fodo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And we’re off…Vegas to support one of my boy’s girlfriends as she competes in Fitness America! Good luck, Brendy! And by support, I mean I’m going to spend most of the weekend trying to get one of her friends/contestants to put me in some sort of leg lock! Encore, XS, Dorno’s Porno, JT, Lance and it goes on and on…Cannot wait! Let the festivites begin. And there is no rest for the weary. Monday is <i>Friends’ Thanksgiving</i> where all of our friends get together and bring their favorite dishes (including hot wings, Qdoba, my meatballs, etc.), Wednesday got a surprise Bday, Friday is the annual <i>Egan Bowl</i> (renting an entire bowling stadium, costumes mandatory), and finally Saturday we have <i>80s Prom</i> to celebrate two of our boys’ 30th bdays! Fuck I am getting hungover just typing this…Nothing says the holidays like a solid 9 day bender. L’chaim!</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/250363660http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/250363660Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:19:00 -0800<p>While walking my dog I use a prong collar. He’s 80lbs of sheer force coupled with the stubborness of, well, me. Anyway, these collars are actually very humane (compared to shock collars and choke chains) as they mimic being nipped. Anyway, this isnt a fucking history lesson, go read a book. The point is, some ignorant cunt of a lady had the nerve to stop me and ask (*hands on hips, indignation nearly tangible):</p> <p>“How would <i>YOU</i> like to wear that collar around!?”</p> <p>To which I could only reply:</p> <p>“Look lady, I don’t enjoy licking my own asshole either. So…you know…whatev…”</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/249150655http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/249150655Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:06:56 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc5qjNyAU1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: The double mustache edition. How many <i>can he do</i>, you ask? Oh, my friends, the answer, sadly, is many.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/249144189http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/249144189Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:01:31 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta98ouN1B1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the interest of <a href="http://www.movember.com/">Movember</a>, I will only post pictures of me in mustaches. Some mine, some otherwise. Enjoy. Or don’t. It’s your life.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/247899065http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/247899065Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:22:00 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8kh94lPh1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think I’m developing a predilection for redheads…</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/246844955http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/246844955Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:29:33 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6sc8JWUK1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Gauntlet has begun. The name given to the 6 weeks between now and New Year’s Eve where my friends and I do nothing but drink copius amounts of whiskey and sweet holiday libations and stuff ourselves with inordinate amounts of food. I usually feel/look like the Beluga above by the time New Year’s gets here so I dub January my detox <i>month</i>. Is it bad that I’m already looking forward to detoxing? Fuck I’m getting old. Vegas, t-minus 4 days…</p> <p><b>Also</b>: The Beluga above is a straight gangster out of Chicago. If you haven’t been to Chi-town, put it on your short list. Top 3 favorite cities. Depending on the street…</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/245668289http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/245668289Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:24:04 -0800<p>Is copy-editor two words? Is it hyphenated? See, this is what I’m talking about. Upon reviewing some of my posts, I am embarrassed at the quantity of grammatical errors littering my opus. I will remedy shortly! I need to drink less and proofread more. Is that two words? Fuck, I am slipping!!</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242782356http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242782356Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:53:00 -0800<p>JKEL dominating in <a href="http://jkelske.tumblr.com/post/242449710">lifting heavy things</a> and <i>continuing</i> to be my personal hero. I love your body, Larry. Maybe now the next time you push me through a window, you can do it like a man and not some fairy. See you soon brother!! Cooooooooooooosta……</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242620405http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242620405Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:14:51 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1eauynkU1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>10 earth years does not equal <i>more mature than when we graduated high school.</i> In fact, it’s kind of like in Superman when he makes the world go backwards and time reverses? I think we’re <strike>getting worse</strike> kick ass!</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242354770http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242354770Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:32:00 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1e3fwvxi1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This picture represents 70% of the reason I moved back to Reno. Give us a fucking dance floor, some patron, and some A-Kon and your dance floor will get danced up. Don’t ask me what moves we are doing. You’re not ready. High school reunion? I want one every weekend.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242352024http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242352024Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:28:27 -0800<p>When I was 19, my mother told me she was divorcing my father. <i>But he’s being perfect now! He’s exactly what you wanted him to be! </i>The tears streamed down my face. I resented her, the woman I loved the most in the world, for a long time. How could she do that to <i>us</i>? He fixed what you wanted him to fix. It was then that she sat me down and explained, “sometimes you scar something so badly, you hurt it so repeatedly that it can’t ever be fixed.” It took me ten years and one badly broken heart to realize what she meant.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242341179http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242341179Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:11:00 -0800<p>Just paid for my plane ticket to Vegas. Just paid for my ticket to Costa Rica. Just got my credit card bill. If you need me, I’ll be weeping softly in my bedroom.</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242332600http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242332600Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:58:29 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1clovuJb1qz8fodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hey Bruno. Vussssup. Seriously, my dog is cooler than I am when we roll deep. Maybe it’s because I use phrases like “roll deep.”</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242331217http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/242331217Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:56:12 -0800T: The stripper yelled at you to shut up. From the stage. <br /> Me: Why?<br /> T: Because you were singing the song she was trying to dance to at the top of your lungs.<br /> Me: Oh yeah! ha! I love that song. <br /> T: It shows. http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/240542842http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/240542842Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:13:41 -0800<p>The boys just booked a 6,000 square foot suite at the Encore for next weekend. Me, Sette, Todd, Brad, Lance, Dornan, et al., well…I don’t mind if I do. Looks like it’s about time to ruin another suit. Hit me up if you’re there. There’s definitely going to be a tiger in the bathroom at the end of this trip if I have anything to say about it…</p>http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/240540508http://jonnybravo.tumblr.com/post/240540508Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:11:00 -0800