FACT: The Fresh Berry Medley from Trader Joes is by far the hardest plastic container I ever had to open…
Harder than your tampon box?? You can have your man card back once you’ve killed a large animal (must have claws) with your bare hands. Or, if time is not an issue, you can have it after watching (in the following order): Rocky IV, Karate Kid I and II, Die Hard I and IV, Rambo and finally Big Trouble in Little China. If this was a plastic container filled with say, scorpions or those poisonous frogs from brazil, or perhaps ninja stars then I might light you slide. Now go to your room and think about what you just did.
