Are you fucking kidding me?
You are making your kids stand outside in the cold rain for a half-hour so they can get a shot that will hopefully keep them from getting sick?
Right? So you’re huddling together in a mass of strangers? Good call, assholes. And what the fuck? Its the FLU. People be like (insert: red-necky/valley-girl accent here), “But some chick dropped dead from it! OMG” and I want to tell these cats the motherfucking flu kills people every year. Yep, every single year. Maybe this one is worse than the others?? But fuck, if my friend’s 5yr old can get it and survive it with no medication then everyone else needs to calm the fuck down. When did we get to be such pussies? Everyone rubbing purrell on their fucking hands every 30 seconds, scared to drink out of the tap or eat a fuckin apple without washing it in 1:1000 parts chlorine solution. I haven’t gotten a flu shot in 10 yrs. I have gotten the flu once in 10 years. I drink out of the hose if I’m thirsty. Sometimes I work on my truck and then I eat a sandwich before I wash my hands. Calm down. If I can injest a liter of alcohol on a semi-regular basis and still DESTROY the drums in Rockband, well, then its the flu that should be scared of me. Man up, America. You’re embarrassing me in front of company.
