I turned down tickets to this weekend’s game against the Giants. I feel like no game will be as amazing as last weekend’s. We were sitting about 18 rows up on the corner of the endzone, the one where Alex Smith ran the (28 yd! the fuck!?) QB sneak in. Such an unbelievable game, great weather, my best friends, and great seats. I was hungover for like, 4 days after this trip so I declined. And it’s snowing so driving over the pass might be a bitch. If you can find a better 1st World Problem today, I’d be impressed.
Also I hope Eli Manning dies. In a literal metaphorical way.
