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I have a doctorate. I black out regularly. I am not a writer. Photobucket

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November 19
And we’re off…Vegas to support one of my boy’s girlfriends as she competes in Fitness America! Good luck, Brendy! And by support, I mean I’m going to spend most of the weekend trying to get one of her friends/contestants to put me in some sort of leg lock! Encore, XS, Dorno’s Porno, JT, Lance and it goes on and on…Cannot wait! Let the festivites begin. And there is no rest for the weary. Monday is Friends’ Thanksgiving where all of our friends get together and bring their favorite dishes (including hot wings, Qdoba, my meatballs, etc.), Wednesday got a surprise Bday, Friday is the annual Egan Bowl (renting an entire bowling stadium, costumes mandatory), and finally Saturday we have 80s Prom to celebrate two of our boys’ 30th bdays! Fuck I am getting hungover just typing this…Nothing says the holidays like a solid 9 day bender. L’chaim!

And we’re off…Vegas to support one of my boy’s girlfriends as she competes in Fitness America! Good luck, Brendy! And by support, I mean I’m going to spend most of the weekend trying to get one of her friends/contestants to put me in some sort of leg lock! Encore, XS, Dorno’s Porno, JT, Lance and it goes on and on…Cannot wait! Let the festivites begin. And there is no rest for the weary. Monday is Friends’ Thanksgiving where all of our friends get together and bring their favorite dishes (including hot wings, Qdoba, my meatballs, etc.), Wednesday got a surprise Bday, Friday is the annual Egan Bowl (renting an entire bowling stadium, costumes mandatory), and finally Saturday we have 80s Prom to celebrate two of our boys’ 30th bdays! Fuck I am getting hungover just typing this…Nothing says the holidays like a solid 9 day bender. L’chaim!

November 18

Semantics.

While walking my dog I use a prong collar. He’s 80lbs of sheer force coupled with the stubborness of, well, me. Anyway, these collars are actually very humane (compared to shock collars and choke chains) as they mimic being nipped. Anyway, this isnt a fucking history lesson, go read a book. The point is, some ignorant cunt of a lady had the nerve to stop me and ask (*hands on hips, indignation nearly tangible):

“How would YOU like to wear that collar around!?”

To which I could only reply:

“Look lady, I don’t enjoy licking my own asshole either. So…you know…whatev…”

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GPOYW: The double mustache edition. How many can he do, you ask? Oh, my friends, the answer, sadly, is many.

GPOYW: The double mustache edition. How many can he do, you ask? Oh, my friends, the answer, sadly, is many.

November 17
In the interest of Movember, I will only post pictures of me in mustaches. Some mine, some otherwise. Enjoy. Or don’t. It’s your life.

In the interest of Movember, I will only post pictures of me in mustaches. Some mine, some otherwise. Enjoy. Or don’t. It’s your life.

November 16
I think I’m developing a predilection for redheads…

I think I’m developing a predilection for redheads…

November 15
The Gauntlet has begun. The name given to the 6 weeks between now and New Year’s Eve where my friends and I do nothing but drink copius amounts of whiskey and sweet holiday libations and stuff ourselves with inordinate amounts of food. I usually feel/look like the Beluga above by the time New Year’s gets here so I dub January my detox month. Is it bad that I’m already looking forward to detoxing? Fuck I’m getting old. Vegas, t-minus 4 days… Also: The Beluga above is a straight gangster out of Chicago. If you haven’t been to Chi-town, put it on your short list. Top 3 favorite cities. Depending on the street…

The Gauntlet has begun. The name given to the 6 weeks between now and New Year’s Eve where my friends and I do nothing but drink copius amounts of whiskey and sweet holiday libations and stuff ourselves with inordinate amounts of food. I usually feel/look like the Beluga above by the time New Year’s gets here so I dub January my detox month. Is it bad that I’m already looking forward to detoxing? Fuck I’m getting old. Vegas, t-minus 4 days…

Also: The Beluga above is a straight gangster out of Chicago. If you haven’t been to Chi-town, put it on your short list. Top 3 favorite cities. Depending on the street…

November 13

Copyeditor Needed.

Is copy-editor two words? Is it hyphenated? See, this is what I’m talking about. Upon reviewing some of my posts, I am embarrassed at the quantity of grammatical errors littering my opus. I will remedy shortly! I need to drink less and proofread more. Is that two words? Fuck, I am slipping!!

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Aw...little buddy.

JKEL dominating in lifting heavy things and continuing to be my personal hero. I love your body, Larry. Maybe now the next time you push me through a window, you can do it like a man and not some fairy. See you soon brother!! Cooooooooooooosta……

November 12
10 earth years does not equal more mature than when we graduated high school. In fact, it’s kind of like in Superman when he makes the world go backwards and time reverses? I think we’re getting worse kick ass!

10 earth years does not equal more mature than when we graduated high school. In fact, it’s kind of like in Superman when he makes the world go backwards and time reverses? I think we’re getting worse kick ass!

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This picture represents 70% of the reason I moved back to Reno. Give us a fucking dance floor, some patron, and some A-Kon and your dance floor will get danced up. Don’t ask me what moves we are doing. You’re not ready. High school reunion? I want one every weekend.

This picture represents 70% of the reason I moved back to Reno. Give us a fucking dance floor, some patron, and some A-Kon and your dance floor will get danced up. Don’t ask me what moves we are doing. You’re not ready. High school reunion? I want one every weekend.