TONIGHT- We are getting FUCKED up!!
JonnyBravo
“ Ladies, y’all need to stop stressing all the motherfucking time. You need to understand, bitch, if you are not the shit to you, you are not the shit to any fucking body else! …Life is short, that’s all I’m sayin, you gotta enjoy your motherfuckin life!
Katt Pimp 32 Williams
I want to write a book: Convos with Mandy...
It’s just the daily back and forths with her that I love:
For the last week or so my phone’s touch screen has ceased responding to my touches- it’s taken me awhile to accept it since that’s the first time anything like that has happened to me ;-) I’ll probably get a new one…someday…or something. I’m waiting ‘til Halloween is over, if ever there’s a day that I’ll lose my phone, it’s the day when I’ve shoved it in one of my cre-vah-ses because a purse doesn’t go with my costume …
… Can’t wait to see pics of your costume! Good luck in surviving the night. Wherever I end up peeing that night, I’ll think of you.
Love, Palm
Although the weather outside is frightful…love love this time of year. Time to break out the double-thick argyles, stoke the fire, whip up a little home-made egg-nog…
I’m just saying if anyone is thinking about getting me an early christmas gift…
This is our daily routine. I wake up and stumble to the shower, he takes my place in the bed. I think the ass on the pillow is a nice touch. Thanks bud. Fuck, I want to be my dog.
For lack of a better idea, and for lack of funds, I was thinking of going as a Cholo. I googled “Cholo tattoos” for some ideas and this was the first image.
I dont think I’ve ever heard of a “gay cholo”
You’ve obviously never been to prison. I mean, neither have I. Why is everyone looking at me?
Things I learned today: Skittles are not an appropriate pre-workout meal.
Excess-ism-ness.
Halloween costume confirmed and acquired. It may or may not involve the procurement of human hair, an appointment with a dentist after-hours, the convincing of a reputable LA make-up artist (she does Rhianna’s, Vanessa William’s the cast of the new 90210, and now, apparently, my makeup) to make a house call in Reno, an ascot tie, and some serious finger-crossing. This is going to be my greatest Halloween yet. Love this day…
Are you fucking kidding me?
You are making your kids stand outside in the cold rain for a half-hour so they can get a shot that will hopefully keep them from getting sick?
Right? So you’re huddling together in a mass of strangers? Good call, assholes. And what the fuck? Its the FLU. People be like (insert: red-necky/valley-girl accent here), “But some chick dropped dead from it! OMG” and I want to tell these cats the motherfucking flu kills people every year. Yep, every single year. Maybe this one is worse than the others?? But fuck, if my friend’s 5yr old can get it and survive it with no medication then everyone else needs to calm the fuck down. When did we get to be such pussies? Everyone rubbing purrell on their fucking hands every 30 seconds, scared to drink out of the tap or eat a fuckin apple without washing it in 1:1000 parts chlorine solution. I haven’t gotten a flu shot in 10 yrs. I have gotten the flu once in 10 years. I drink out of the hose if I’m thirsty. Sometimes I work on my truck and then I eat a sandwich before I wash my hands. Calm down. If I can injest a liter of alcohol on a semi-regular basis and still DESTROY the drums in Rockband, well, then its the flu that should be scared of me. Man up, America. You’re embarrassing me in front of company.
