February 2012
22 posts
Squashed: Third Party Candidate →
squashed:
As an unrepentant Obama supporter, I find all this talk of third party candidates and brokered Republican conventions encouraging. It’s not just that this is great news for my candidate. Republican efforts to draw a coherent contrast to Obama have resulted in electable parody. The Republicans…
This guy. He knows things.
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“This is the axe my grandfather made. My father replaced the handle, and I...”
– Proverb
So...
…facebook just offered me a friend request suggestion of a guy I haven’t seen since 5th grade. He was a few years older than my brother and I and was the neighborhood bully. My brother, being taller and older-looking took the brunt of his aggression; constantly tormenting an already-introverted, emotional kid until he finally snapped. And by “snapped” I mean he found my...
Um...
It’s “compliment” when it’s flattery.
It’s “complement” when it “goes well with/completes.”
This wine complements this pasta. Yum.
This wine compliments this pasta, “hey pasta, lookin good in them jeans,” and so on and so forth.
Oh heeey.
Earlier: Look at these chains! Let’s hang them from the squat bar! Yeah!
Currently: I just dropped (insert anything of value). Fuck it, I can’t bend over.
No, seriously.
Love this. →
“Death is like an old whore in a bar—I’ll buy her a drink but I won’t go upstairs...”
– Ernest Hemingway, To Have and Have Not (via hockey-teeth)
Todd: Dude, [redacted] is a HOT mess!
Me: I know. It's ridic. She told me she was giving up booze and sex for 60 days, I think she made it two.
T: She must be desperate or something.
Me: Nah. She's a just a 23 yr. old train wreck. I don't think we were much better at that age.
T: Erroneous.
Me: Really? You want to play the memory game? How old were you when you shit your pants at Deli Towne???
T: ....