January 2010
24 posts
“Talk to me after you’ve ziplined from 5000’ peak to 5000’...”
– Pics and video of the most amazing trip I have ever been on, coming in REAL hot.
“The governor can kiss my arse.”
– Henry Paine, 1609.
Lynrd Skynrd . . . and black kids in Reno
cigarettesandbeer:
But I digress, so returning to my karaoke excursion in Reno. The set-up: My girlfriend is from Reno and her behavior when she’s with her band of under 6’ white guy friends screams it.
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So we imbibe … a lot … and imbibe some more. Until its time to leave our present watering hole and we’re all plastered enough to get busy at the karaoke bar. I will say that my...
“I was just reading your blog and I decided that aside from your liberal...”
– You’ve obviously never seen me sing karaoke. And you’re not so bad yourself for a *cough* Republican. But…”pretty much”….the fuck?? …I’ll try harder next time.
My Argument For and Against Homosexuality. And...
What are the arguments against being gay? At the basic anatomical level, fundamentalists might argue that it’s not natural, right? We’re not built to be with members of the same sex. It goes against nature and, further, if you want to believe the religious conservatives, against God’s plan. My argument for, then, would be the presence of incisors. The sharp teeth we have, the one...
Gentlemen...pay attention.
Eliminate “LOL” from your vocabulary. Your dick shrinks a half-inch every time you use it.
Always let the ladies order first. Always. Makes me want to slap motherfuckers.
Know how to change a tire. Not just yours, anyone’s. And if I have to tell you to learn how to jump-start a car, well, you should probably stop reading this and get back to your Real Housewives of Orange...
Just a heads up...
..to all the girls who say they are doing things (having lunch/shopping/drinking/etc.) with their “besties” it may be worth noting that “bestie” means “beasts” in Italian. I laugh everytime. So annoying…
“Hmmm. You think it’s a coincidence? Costa Rica is one of the very few countries...”
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Op-Ed Columnist - The Happiest People - NYTimes.com (via brooksjordan) (via robot-heart-politics)
15 days…
“Aw fuck. I totally added a possessive apostrophe when I meant the plural in...”
– Kick me in my balls.
“What dining room set defines me, as a person?”
– The Narrator
“I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no...”
– ~ E.M. Forster (via quote-book) (via gatekeeper) (via fairphantom)
“For though a righteous man falls seven times, he rises again.”
– Proverbs 24:16
Welp. So this is what it's come to, huh?
sade:
Topless Tuesday, tumblr? Really now? We’re taking it there? I’m so embarrassed for you. This is like seeing that really drunk girl at a bar with her dress tucked into her panties and her right tit hanging out. You don’t want to tell her because it’s hilarious and she needs to learn her drunk girl lesson, but also feel kinda bad for her for letting it get to that point. Jeez Louise, you...
2010.
I made one of the biggest/most difficult decisions of my life one year ago and left everything behind to move home. It called to me; few were surprised when I told them I was leaving the beaches of Southern California for the mountains of Reno. I’ve always trusted my heart over my brain, to a fault probably but it rarely leads me astray. I was driving up the hill to my house and there were...
