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I swear to god I watched the first 20 seconds of this video 11 times in a row and laughed harder...

Sep 30th

The sense of smell, I think, is the most incredible. I...

Sep 30th

“I just don’t want to die without a few scars.”
— Chuck Palahniuk

Sep 30th

1-11.

Current pontifications: I’m confident I cold get into the end zone more than 1 out of 11...

Sep 29th

(via likeneelyohara) So I’m in that awkward...

Sep 29th

Buon Compleanno.

Pops is turning 50 this weekend so I’ve been designated to cook the entire meal for the...

Sep 27th

“I just don’t trust people who don’t have at...”

Sep 27th

themattsmith: Good morning. A bloody mary just isn’t...

Sep 27th

(via bringtheruckuss) Everyone understands the DOW is up...

Sep 25th

afrayedknot: This shit right here?  Oh, this shit right here...

Sep 23rd

GPOYW-Brosef and I, Rough Rider Edition. circa 1986.

Sep 23rd

Tonight..

Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a...

Sep 23rd

“The world breaks everyone, and afterwards, some are strong...”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

Sep 21st

Dear Chargers,

Please win. Also, Rivers, if you could generate roughly 60 points in my fantasy league, that would...

Sep 20th

Boom Boom Later.

I’ve decided to stop being with friends with people who like the Black Eyed Peas. I know their...

Sep 18th

“Did anyone cry during The Biggest Loser premiere last night?”
— Oh, no reason. Just...

Sep 17th

Crabtree...

…is such a piece of shit! Get to work, motherfucker. You. Are. A. Rookie. This drives me nuts;...

Sep 17th

lookatthisfuckingteabagger

Sep 17th

(via lookatthisfuckingteabagger) 3 to 1 odds, there is a...

Sep 17th

“My language limitations here are real. My vocabulary is...”
— Grace Paley, in Enormous...

Sep 17th

Later Tumbleronis...

I find myself not writing what I want to say, filtering my feelings, etc. when the whole point of my...

Sep 14th

“HAHA. Cutler, you suck.”

Sep 14th

“Ugh. Give me a fucking break…”

Sep 14th

(via likeneelyohara)

Sep 12th

Cupcake #1 aka Adam arrives in 6 hours. Gonna burn this...

Sep 11th

(via likeneelyohara)

Sep 11th

You know what sucks...

…is how little control you have over your dreams. How people you squeeze out of your reality,...

Sep 11th

Sep 11th

Did you know...

Rivers and Brady have the same passer rating over their careers. Except Rivers’ gets better...

Sep 11th

“SUPERSTARS: Quarterbacks with no holes in their games who...”
— Trent Dilfer ESPN....

Sep 10th

Nevada vs Notre Dame! And I’m off to...

Sep 4th

“True story: once I forgot a girl’s name so I looked at...”
— Then I puked outside her car...

Sep 4th

Attention Gentlemen:

Cut your fucking fingernails. That shit is gross. You’re not Count Dracula. I’m a dude...

Sep 4th

Attention Attractive Ladies:

Every guy you are friends with wants to bang you. Lunch date? Oh, sure, and then let’s bang....

Sep 4th

GPOYW-Bruno the Bad Ass Bull Terrier Edition.

Sep 2nd

“To hold on to anything is like holding your breath. If you...”
— Deepak Chopra (via maluna)...

Sep 2nd

Oh summer…I will miss you…

Sep 2nd

Reason #48 To Not Date Younger Girls.

Her: You want to hang out tomorrow night?
Me: Sure. Oh wait, I have my Fantasy Football Draft tomorrow night!
Her: hahahaha! Fantasy Football? Do you guys wear capes and shit?
Me: No..it's not that kind of...it's where you...nevermind...
Her: (continued laughter)
Me: ...(silence, eyes narrowing)...

Sep 2nd

“I am a deeply superficial person.”
— Andy Warhol

Sep 2nd

Hipster Olympics via Ronhaar...

Sep 2nd

zoee: Royal Tenenbaums I will not be friends with people...

Sep 2nd