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  • Todd: Dude, [redacted] is a HOT mess!
  • Me: I know. It's ridic. She told me she was giving up booze and sex for 60 days, I think she made it two.
  • T: She must be desperate or something.
  • Me: Nah. She's a just a 23 yr. old train wreck. I don't think we were much better at that age.
  • T: Erroneous.
  • Me: Really? You want to play the memory game? How old were you when you shit your pants at Deli Towne???
  • T: ....
Seriously?? Love them.

Seriously?? Love them.

Monday Morning Gym Session.

Pre-workout meal: Coffee, gummi bears.

I don’t know if I’m doing this right?

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights sleep, worked too long and too hard in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment. John Steinbeck   (via thatkindofwoman)

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Can we…

…put the word “swag” to rest?

Simpler times.

Also, my neighbors are scientologists.

Relevant.

Simpler times.

Also, my neighbors are scientologists.

Relevant.

(Source: whereisthecoool)

Strength Updates.

Because everyone keeps asking!

As projected by strstd.com.

Body weight: 192

Bench: 350lbs. (315x2)
Squat: 413lbs. (365x5)
Deadlift: 399lbs. (315x6)
Overhead press: 192 lbs. (165x4)
Weighted chin-ups: BW + 25kgs x 6

Cool story, meathead.

Also, squatting more than I dead??? Wtf.

Happy Friday.

Happy Friday.

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samanthaphoenix:

Oh my lord, so much LOL

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afrayedknot:

I watched Through The Wormhole, hosted by Morgan Freeman, it’s about space and time travel or something.  It gets kind of mathy in the middle which is when I zoned out and started thinking about moments back in time that I’d go back to and relive.  Here’s a top fiver, for sure.  That’s me and my boys shootin’ the shit in an infinity pool in Costa Rica.  Just big time shit…it’s whatever.  What is JT saying to me, here?  I don’t know.  That’s rum punch in my cup.  Fucking awesome rum punch.  
 

Already on it. Thinking early summer. Maybe get the band back together?

afrayedknot:

I watched Through The Wormhole, hosted by Morgan Freeman, it’s about space and time travel or something.  It gets kind of mathy in the middle which is when I zoned out and started thinking about moments back in time that I’d go back to and relive.  Here’s a top fiver, for sure.  That’s me and my boys shootin’ the shit in an infinity pool in Costa Rica.  Just big time shit…it’s whatever.  What is JT saying to me, here?  I don’t know.  That’s rum punch in my cup.  Fucking awesome rum punch.  

 

Already on it. Thinking early summer. Maybe get the band back together?

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